Funny Jokes

What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:58:29 +0000
What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He went down to tw...
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender: ...
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:53:29 +0000
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:

"Do you...
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of ...
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:48:29 +0000
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a ...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three ...
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:43:29 +0000
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looki...
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:38:29 +0000
What's the difference between a Lady in the church and lady in the bathtub?

One has...
Why was the stadium cold?
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:33:29 +0000
Why was the stadium cold?

Because it was full of fans!
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. ...
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:28:29 +0000
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic.

All of a sudden there's a...
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the ...
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:23:29 +0000
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year...
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:18:29 +0000
Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren't too brigh...
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:13:29 +0000
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'c...